Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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