Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
We are two peas in an std pod
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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