I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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