yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Ladies don't puke and tell
Randomize
