i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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