just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Randomize