Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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