Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I love you.
Bad choice
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