I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
You may now shotgun with the bride
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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