She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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