dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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