My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
His nipple licking is glorious
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