sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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