Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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