Your face is a jimmy john
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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