you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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