it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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