The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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