Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
