At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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