now i know why i became what i already was.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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