The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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