Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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