If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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