I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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