I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
