You smell like stripper and shame
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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