I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Do vagina's smell?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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