Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
