haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
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i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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