so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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