just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
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