You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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