She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
