there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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