Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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