You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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