thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Randomize
