i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
