That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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