mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize