walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
My ATM looks so different sober.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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