weddingsv make me drug and hornr
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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