Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I met the friendliest cop last night
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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