My hair reeks of homosexuality.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
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