You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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