Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
it was like eating out sand paper
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
