Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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