awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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