Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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