i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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