going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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