my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Randomize
