btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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