Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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