About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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