You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
