if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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