I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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