I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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